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“Simone Can't Make Bail!”


Description from Little Round Chick: Simone is headed to court for her bail hearing. She is quite confident that what ever the amount is she has sufficient assets to cover it. But sure enough there's dirty work a-foot. Simon has taken her Grande Zirconia ring, all of her gold chains and the deed to Shining Castle and squirreled them away in a secret location. Homeland Security has confiscated her Screaming Red Pin Stripped Banshee with Ghostly Flames because of rumors connecting her to terrorists. Now Simone has only the Mango pearls she stole from Simon. Will The Large and Small Mango Potatoes and both strands of Dancing Mangos be valuable enough to cover the costs of her bail and the lawyer? Will she be able to gain access to them in time? Will she ever see her Screaming Red Pin Striped Banshee again? And what about Simon and the Purple Huff Rialto?


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  1. J Yee smart chick
    J Yee smart chick says:

    Hey Little Round Chick, the latest chapter of madame Simone’s upcoming trip to court has me LMAO, ROTFL as usual!!! I say that we DO need a “Free Simone” LB campaign for her!!! :)

  2. Lynn Eileen Chicky LE
    Lynn Eileen Chicky LE says:

    Little Round Chick, I am ROTFLMAO at this chapter in poor Simone’s saga!!! Perhaps she needs a good attorney, such as Johnny AquaKitty!!! ;)

  3. Lynn Eileen Chicky LE
    Lynn Eileen Chicky LE says:

    Remember — If the pearl does not fit, you must acquit….. :D

  4. Cotopaxi Chickie Sue
    Cotopaxi Chickie Sue says:

    Has Simon locked up all of Simone’s assets in order to keep them away from Homeland Security? Will he return them to her? If the mango pearls are not enough to let her make bail, will Simon ante up? Is there no hope for this relationship?

    Do tell, do tell! 8O

  5. Little Round Chick
    Little Round Chick says:

    No, Simon has not locked up Simone’s assets to keep them away from Homeland Security. He has locked them up to keep them away from Simone! What a dirty little rat!

  6. Cotopaxi Chickie Sue
    Cotopaxi Chickie Sue says:

    Boo! Hisssssssssss!

  7. Happy Chick aka Harriet
    Happy Chick aka Harriet says:

    Oh, no!! Say it isn’t so!!!
    Simon is no better than Lex Luthor! ;)

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    Faithful Chick aka Faith says:

    Will two hearts be broken, or will they reunite and find eternal hope and love?

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